goldpixy-deactivated20230510:

please stop asking me how i’m doing, idk i’m ignoring it

elgringo300:

chillgamesh-the-swing:

nau-see:

jimhenson-themuppetmaster:

Jim Henson first Sketches of Oscar the Grouch

my ideal form

little gremlin

crhiscornell:

I permanently have the sick ass skull discoball from scooby doo on my skin

by @ beehilltattoo on ig

entryn17:

entryn17:

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i’m doing great. i’ve never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

chemise-en-el-pais:

wishcloak:

thelove-rs:

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

zocomi:

zombeesknees:

only-tiktoks:

#i like how he looks genuinely into all of it asdf

roundo:

elainnebenes:

roundo:

how do conservatives talk like this and not get embarrassed. what the fuck are you talking about

Where do I even begin. The fact that he was fired from BuzzFeed for plagiarism or the fact that his full name is Beneful like the dog food brand

BENEFUL???

jcrewguy:

ALT

ALT

fromdarzaitoleeza:

fromdarzaitoleeza:

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Gentle Spirit

Alice Oseman, Radio Silence

toebeens:

ghulheim:

sunnyrae20:

dotted-sixteenth:

aloeveragel:

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

paradoxspaceheater:

kaleidoscope-cosmic-power:

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

hallelujah, here i go again

urbancatfitters:

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines